pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.– Cicero (via cosmicroots)
shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
bidenette: it was the besta bynes it was the worsta bynes
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
mscoolcat asked: 1 7 10!
1. The meaning behind my URL 2. A picture of me 3. Why I love my bestfriend 4. Last time I cried and why 5. Piercings I have 6. Favorite Band 7. Biggest turn off(s) 8. Top 5 (insert subject) 9. Tattoos I want 10. Biggest turn on(s) 11. Age 12. Ideas of a perfect date 13. Life goal(s) 14. Piercings I want 15. Relationship statuss 16. Favorite movie 17. A fact about my life 18. Phobia 19. Middle...
thelilnan: stickittothemandria: dampsandwich: why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves! only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base I finally understand dubstep
So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting...– Jorge Luis Borges (via Swanfeather Songs)
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
lanadelrevupthosefryers: CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE: rob a daycare center recite the first 100 digits of pi fling poo at each other play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant stare at each other for 5 days straight
itsmelisss: so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
Can’t believe I’m actually leaving Spain today. This semester has been incredible, I wouldn’t trade it for the world. I am going to miss you so much, Madrid. But this just means I have to come back! Te amo.
A catcall is entirely about reminding you that you are not yours. The purity...– “Female ‘Purity’ is Bullshit”, by Lindy West (at jezebel.com)
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
B. FAVORITE BAND.
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
E. MY BEST FRIEND.
F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
Z. HOW ARE YOU